A Blurred Lines parody dedicated to Sepp Bladder

If you can’t hear what I’m trying to say
If you can’t read from the same page
Maybe I’m a butthurt fan
But I’m still better than
The man who thinks he can..
Let me start from the beginning -

Ok so curtains raised, Blatter enters the scene
Talks about the Ballon d’or, that always goes to Messi
But hey, there ain’t no favorites (hey hey hey)
Just fairness and all justice (hey hey hey)
And then opens his mouth and says he really wants

A GOOD BOY
That angel Messi
The Lionolly (shout out to Snoop Dogg tho)
Has he done his taxes?

A GOOD BOY
That’s not Ronaldo
'cause of his hairdos
…what kind of logic?

but these were BLATTER’S LINES
President of FIFA
His verbal diarrhea
But it’s all all right (cuz he’s)

A GOOD BOY
A tired basic
Corrupt and caustic
Sexist homophobic

How are we surprised when
We know what he’s said in the past?
A lovely shit filled resume
Of a legacy that’s sure to last :-)

A bribe here or two (hey hey hey)
A spot of luck too (hey hey hey)
What rhymes with luck too?
(fuck you)

Women should wear tighter clothes
For the male libido
There’s no racism in football, it’s all just harmless jokes
Gays are a moral issue (hey hey hey)
Honey, let me excuse you (hey hey hey)
Define hypocrisy like when you go and say you want..

A GOOD BOY
The angel Messi
The Lionolly
Has he done his taxes?

A GOOD BOY
For the Ballon d’Or
Yeah please tell me more
of how this measures who’s 

A GOOD BOY
It’s not about soccer
But about hairdressers?
Okay, Mr. Blatter. You’re 

A GOOD BOY
A tired basic
Corrupt and caustic
Racist homophobic

~adlibbed rant~

DROPS MIC

*sorry I suck at pronouncing Ballon d’Or (OOPS) but if Snoop Dogg can pronounce Lionel Messi as “Lionolly” Messi, surely I can take some hideous artistic license as well~